Me: Hey Liam, did you see the presidents?
Me: The presidents. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln.
Me: Yeah. Thomas Jefferson. He was a president.
Liam: Thomas the Train. President.
Only in Liam's perfect world.
Me: Liam, are you going to give mama a kiss?
Liam: Uh. Uh.
Me: How about a hug?
Liam: How 'bout five? (Gives me a five.)